Drew Carey: Famous movie roles as played by Carol Channing
Ryan Stiles: I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven bullets or six? Well, to tell you the truth, with all the confusion, I actually lost count. So you've gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? well do you, punk?
Robin Williams: Well surely you must be the son of god!
Ryan Stiles: I am Spartacus!
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the plot line of a porno film. They just don't matter.
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the police depatment in Colombia.
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like deodorant to a cab driver.
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Blair Witch 2.
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the salad bar at a strip club.
Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the plot in a lesbian prison movie.
5 Ağustos 2010 Perşembe
29 Mart 2010 Pazartesi
Blow
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
Happiness is not a reward- it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment- it is a result.
Happiness is not a reward- it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment- it is a result.
24 Şubat 2010 Çarşamba
PoP Skate?
After Burton's Andy Warhol outwear collection in 07/08, the snowboard giant has released a limited edition series of decks with Alien Workshop featuring the pop art legend's work - making use of those pricey artists rights and the skate company they bought in February 2008.
20 Şubat 2010 Cumartesi
26 Ocak 2010 Salı
I'm glad I didn't die today.
[The Fray- Never Say Never]
[The Fray- Vienna ]
You have a feeling?
-Yes.
Okay. What kind of feeling?
-Like I might die.
Today? Tomorrow? In fifty years? We're all gonna die eventually.
-Do you know, I can't remember the last time we kissed? 'Cause you never think the last time's going to be the last time - you think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don't.
Plus my conditioner decided to stop working and I think I have brittle bones. I just - I just need something to happen. I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope! And in the absence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I might die today.
I have a feeling...
-I get those!
Yeah?
-Yeah!
And?
-If you wait long enough, it'll pass.
Promise?
-I promise.
*Hey? What are you doing?
-Waiting for it to pass...
"There is always a way. When things look like there's no way, there is a way. To do the impossible, to survive the unsurvivable... There's always a way."
-Hey.
Hey. You almost died today.
-Yeah, I almost died today.
I can't, I can't remember our last kiss. All I could think about was, "I'm going to die today and I can't remember our last kiss", which is pathetic. But the last time we were together and happy, I... want to be able remember that, and I can't. I can't remember.
-?????
I'm glad you didn't die today.
-?????
It was a Thusday morning, you were wearing that ratty little "Dartmouth" T-shirt you look so good in, the one with the hole in the back of the neck. You'd just washed your hair and you smelled like some kind of... flower. I was running late for surgery. You said you were going to see me later, and you leaned to me, you put your hand on my chest and you kissed me. Soft. It was quick. Kind of like a habbit. You know, like we'd do it everyday for the rest of our lives. And you went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed.
-Lavender. My hair smelled like lavender... from my conditioner.
Lavender. Huh.
-You know in the movies, how there's always the hero and then there's the other guy? You know, the guy who sees danger and then runs in the opposite direction?
Yes.
-Be the other guy.
"I could promise to hold you and to cherish you. I could promise to be in sickness and in health. I could say, til death do us part. But I won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope. And I do not stand here, on my wedding day, optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic, I am not hopeful, I am sure. I am steady. And I know that I am a heart man. I take them apart and I put them back together and I hold them in my hands. I am a heart man. So this I am sure, you are my partner, my lover, my very best friend, my heart, my heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this: I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands, I promise you me."
"Don't you see? Don't you understand? You're the love of my life. I can't leave you. But you're constantly leaving me. You walk away when you want, you come back when you want. Not everyone. Not your friends. But you leave me. So I'm asking you, if you don't see a future for us, if you're not in this... Please... please just end it because I can't. I'm in it. Put me out of my misery."
[The Fray- Vienna ]
You have a feeling?
-Yes.
Okay. What kind of feeling?
-Like I might die.
Today? Tomorrow? In fifty years? We're all gonna die eventually.
-Do you know, I can't remember the last time we kissed? 'Cause you never think the last time's going to be the last time - you think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don't.
Plus my conditioner decided to stop working and I think I have brittle bones. I just - I just need something to happen. I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope! And in the absence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I might die today.
I have a feeling...
-I get those!
Yeah?
-Yeah!
And?
-If you wait long enough, it'll pass.
Promise?
-I promise.
*Hey? What are you doing?
-Waiting for it to pass...
"There is always a way. When things look like there's no way, there is a way. To do the impossible, to survive the unsurvivable... There's always a way."
-Hey.
Hey. You almost died today.
-Yeah, I almost died today.
I can't, I can't remember our last kiss. All I could think about was, "I'm going to die today and I can't remember our last kiss", which is pathetic. But the last time we were together and happy, I... want to be able remember that, and I can't. I can't remember.
-?????
I'm glad you didn't die today.
-?????
It was a Thusday morning, you were wearing that ratty little "Dartmouth" T-shirt you look so good in, the one with the hole in the back of the neck. You'd just washed your hair and you smelled like some kind of... flower. I was running late for surgery. You said you were going to see me later, and you leaned to me, you put your hand on my chest and you kissed me. Soft. It was quick. Kind of like a habbit. You know, like we'd do it everyday for the rest of our lives. And you went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed.
-Lavender. My hair smelled like lavender... from my conditioner.
Lavender. Huh.
-You know in the movies, how there's always the hero and then there's the other guy? You know, the guy who sees danger and then runs in the opposite direction?
Yes.
-Be the other guy.
"I could promise to hold you and to cherish you. I could promise to be in sickness and in health. I could say, til death do us part. But I won't. Those vows are for optimistic couples, the ones full of hope. And I do not stand here, on my wedding day, optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic, I am not hopeful, I am sure. I am steady. And I know that I am a heart man. I take them apart and I put them back together and I hold them in my hands. I am a heart man. So this I am sure, you are my partner, my lover, my very best friend, my heart, my heart beats for you. And on this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this: I promise you to lay my heart in the palm of your hands, I promise you me."
"Don't you see? Don't you understand? You're the love of my life. I can't leave you. But you're constantly leaving me. You walk away when you want, you come back when you want. Not everyone. Not your friends. But you leave me. So I'm asking you, if you don't see a future for us, if you're not in this... Please... please just end it because I can't. I'm in it. Put me out of my misery."
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